About me

Why do you like yellow so much?

Makes me happy when I see it.

Why do people call you Ducky?

Started as a nickname in little league baseball. Everyone knew I liked yellow, then I proclaimed I like ducks too. The rest is history.

In college my nickname actually became "The Root System." A phonetic play on "Varoutsos."

Can you swim?

I think I could could give you a good 100 meters of freestyle. But if you dropped me in the middle of the deep end and said tread water for as long as you can, I'd be dead within a minute. Pretty ironic given the question above.

What are your political leanings?