Folks we are BACK for the 2025 yuletide year in review! You may have felt like a part of you was missing last holiday season and I am here to remedy your holiday blues. 2025 was truly a special year—I learned the keyboard shortcut for em dashes—and frankly I don't know how to properly use them. But that won't stop me. Quick disclaimer—please ignore any spelling or grammatical errors you encounter in this publication. In an effort to retain my narrative voice, I did not run any of my blurbs through AI. My integrity and overuse of commas shall not be compromised.
Please appreciate the fact that this site has the official domain name brianvaroutsos.org—a bit that costs me $20 per year. Who knew that they let any random idiot own dot orgs? I thought these were reserved for charities and non-profits but evidently that is not the case. Associating my legal name with a collection of holiday-themed content that is equal parts bizarre and confusing is certainly a bold gambit that required careful consideration. But no good story ever started with "Do I want potential future employers seeing this?" So fear not dear friends, you will get full and unfiltered access to the best gimmicks my brain has to offer. Surely there are better ways to spend my time—advancing my career, earning a graduate degree, starting a family, traveling, writing the next great American novel—but those are problems for 2026.
Admittedly, owning my own dot org was not my first choice. I was actually hoping to get my paws on the .ai branch of some big name brands— amazon.ai, meta.ai, yankeecandle.ai. Unfortunately the likes of Zuckerberg and Bezos are too shrewd for my tricks. I do however encourage someone out there to buy the rights to brianvaroutsos.ai—it can be yours for the low price of $85 per year.
So without further ado, here is all the 2025 content that you have been waiting for:
Collect common, rare, and epic cards as you search for a 1 of 1 legendary in our brand new Beak Box.
Happy holidays everyone, I hope you enjoy!